Topless Maids, Bums, and Magnet Schools

While I kill time before getting a job I've been going around town, getting random errands done while exploring the area. After living in a place that was predominantly Mormon, college-aged kids its been fun to be in a place where people are all in completely different walks of life. (That's a nice way to put it, right?) Anyway, here are some funny things I've come across that I felt the need to share.

While on my run in Santa Monica I saw this sign. Awesome. Wild coyotes.

"Pooch: Dog Hotel, Daycare, and SPAW". Are you kidding me...

Not only am I not used to seeing signs in Spanish, but signs in Spanish asking if "HIV is in you?". I was dying.

This is either someone who is very confident in themselves or a European tourist. Perhaps a combination of both. Either way, I shamelessly took this picture while running by him. No, he's not wearing pants.

"I took the Altoids Sour Challenge!" No, sir, you are just extremely hung over. Please get off these stairs and take a shower.

Rich people with personal trainers that work out by the beach, right next to bums who are asleep on the grass. Oh, the diversity.

3 of the Fab Five enjoying a Dodger game. Middle: McKayla Moroney. Left: Gabby. Right: Asian one who's name I'm not quite sure.

At the game they would show people dancing and pass back to McKayla, who sat there doing her "unimpressed look". It was funny to see her make fun of herself.

At 11 AM everyday the old folks from surrounding homes come and play chess in the park, and it breaks my heart every time. In a good way.

I'm not entirely sure what type of school this is. Science magnets? It reminded me of on Friends when Phoebe's sister lies to her fiance that she is a teacher at the "Super Secret School for Teenage Spies".

I wish I got a video of this, because this picture doesn't do much. This woman was SCREAMING at the pharmacist technician that they did not refill her prescription on time. Calling her names, saying she was going to get even more sick.. blah blah blah. So before I left I told the pharmacist technician that she should slip a couple Valium in her other prescription so she'll calm down. The angry woman was not pleased with me.

This woman in the white skirt was setting up dolls on trees and taking intense close-up pictures of them. Normal. Meanwhile, the other woman did yoga. 

"Topless Maids, $99."  There's nothing more attractive than a topless woman cleaning a toilet. 

We love living here. So much fun everywhere we go.